Don't Stand Your Xbox One Vertically

Damn it, I clicked this link expecting to see pictures of carnage after a vertically orientated Xbox One blew up and killed a family of baby seals. Instead, all I got was this common sense warning:

Panello revealed to GameSpot at the Tokyo Game Show, "We don't support vertical orientation; do it at your own risk." He clarified that "it wouldn't be a cooling problem, we just didn't design the drive for vertical. Because it's a slot loading drive, we just didn't design it for both".