Six-foot-tall Robot Boxing Machines are a real steal at $17,000

Six-foot-tall Robot Boxing Machines are a real steal at $17,000

If the movie Real Steel got you excited about the prospect of owning your very own boxing robots, but you were disappointed to find yourself not living in a weirdo future where that's a thing, don't despair! These Robot Boxing Machines are here to entertain you.
For a mere $17,000, you'll get two Robot Boxing Machines. And these things aren't just for show! Climb inside and control your fighter using a thumb-triggered button and two joysticks, helping him to beat the gears out of the other 'bot. Powered by a Honda gas engine, each bot can fight for up to five hours before needing a refill. It's the perfect way to show your son that you still love him!
Hammacher Schlemmer via Uncrate