The WikiLeaks mastermind—currently in a British jail, being held on rape charges—joined the OkCupid dating site looking for some very specific things and painted himself as a discerning geek.
Assange opened with: "WARNING: Want a regular, down to earth guy? Keep moving, I am not the droid you're looking for. Save us both while you still can." He then went on to describe his ideal woman, a "siren for [a] love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy."
Perhaps he should've also mentioned that he was psychic.
(Via The Telegraph)