Phone lost in a bar? Better send in the secret Google police...oh wait, they did. Just wait until Apple hears that Google is infringing on its patent to lose phones in bars. 

"Dave sort of freaked out. [He said] ‘Google lost a phone. You just got a guy fired…The Google police are coming,’" Barton recalled to the tech magazine. "I probably shouldn’t have shown it to him. But I did. He didn’t work for Google, but Google had him pretty worked up. They told him he could be an accessory or something."