Pyramid-shaped, iPod-dock coffee table

Pyramid-shaped, 
iPod-dock-equipped coffee table is just awful
This is a supremely ugly coffee table. It also happens to be a supremely ugly iPod dock. Convergence!
No, this isn't a still from a low-budget '80s sci-fi movie. It's an actual modern product, called the Horus. In addition to being a pyramid-shaped coffee table with a glass surface, the top of the pyramid acts as an iPod dock. Music can then play from two speakers integrated into the base of the pyramid. LED lights are the finishing touches on the tackiest piece of furniture since 1989.