Judge To Apple: Are You Smoking Crack?


If this isn't the quote of the day, I don't know what is:
With the jury out of the courtroom, Koh laid into Apple, asking why it would present such a lengthy document "when unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called!" Apple attorney William Lee stepped forward, saying "First, your honor, I'm not smoking crack. I can promise you that."