I don't know about you but I expect better from Apple.
Computers were traded for plastic surgery, iPhones were smashed like party favors, and employees outright stole from the back room for their own pleasure. It was a den of misuse and abuse, all under the gleaming white aegis of Apple Retail. The perfection is a myth. And now we know the store-gone-crazy is systemic, reaching from Tennessee to Vancouver, and across oceans.
Just kidding, this sounds like every retail chain on the planet. We just point and laugh because it is Apple this time.