How To End An Argument On The Internet

Wired has a rather entertaining article called "How to end an argument on the internet" that I am sure more than a few of us can relate to. wink
Anyone who says "well, ban me if you want to, but…" is actually saying "in the name of a loving God, please ban me because I am losing this argument so badly that my only hope of escaping it with a shred of dignity is if I can make myself out to be some sort of martyr to free speech." You asked for it, you got it, Troll-ota.