Armed Robber Calls Ahead To Reserve Xbox One

Not only does this qualify as our stupid criminal of the day story, it also fills your ignorant-bystander-talking-out-his-ass quota as well. At 1:13 in the video the bystander says GTA makes people commit robberies. roll eyes (sarcastic)
An armed robber who hit up a Tennessee GameStop called ahead to make sure they had his loot in stock, police said. The man phoned up the Nashville branch Wednesday morning to reserve a $500 Xbox One and copies of "NBA 2K14," "Just Dance 2014" and "Call of Duty: Ghosts" for his kid.