Nothing like the ol' "inflatable tank on the lawn" trick to keep people at bay. It works for door-to-door salesmen too.
"National Radio (New Zealand) called me about a half hour ago because someone texted to say that there's an army tank on Kim's lawn that is aimed at the front gate," France Komoroske, an attorney and DotCom neighbor, wrote CNET. "They asked me to go take a look."