Skyrim Swag for Your Sweetheart

It's Valentine's Day, but the typical candy and flowers approach is no way to treat beloved Dovahkiin. To help grant Mara's blessing and avoid a bloody Daedra heart in the face (blood stains are hard to get out), here are several fan-crafted (real-world!) items that would make any Skyrim lover proud to add to his or her hoard. A home-cooked meal and some Lover's Comfort are sure to follow -- just make room for their future business selling magical cheese wheels from your living room.


Skyrim Valentine's Card by Vox Literati Design -- $3.50

First, a card with a heartfelt message from the person who's been chopping digital wood and chasing that bastard Alduin to the ends of the world these past few months. This simple card can also be customized to fit, for instance "Level 47 Cow Protector."

Priorities!


Dragon Notebook by Stormblood Curiosities -- $20

With an aged, hand-stained binding and the Skyrim logo emblazoned on the front; this mini-journal is sure to impress work colleagues, school chums or your D&D group. Use it to chronicle your adventures or gives notes to self, for instance, not to give a Giant moon sugar.

No dragons were harmed in the making of this book.


8-bit Skyrim Quest Decal by Peel & Stick Decals -- $10

In case you've been having trouble getting your Dovahkiin to do chores around the house, this 8-bit decal will help get their attention that there are quests that need doing; such as taking out the garbage, cooking dinner, or maybe just pin it to your shirt for some extra attention.  

I keep this one on my pants.


Dragonborn Leather Wallet by Sova Leatherworks -- (Sold out -- bummer)

It won't hold many Septims, but this leather wallet oozes style and will create geek envy. Embossed with the Skyrim logo on one side, and a set of dragon runes on the other, it's sealed and river-resistant for those real-life adventures. An attractive, yet subtle way to give a nod to fellow Skyrim lovers.

How do I put my gold in this?


Sweet Roll Necklace by Big Damn Heroines -- $11

We've heard your complaints about your stolen sweet rolls, and the time has come to put that problem to rest forever. Simply chain your delicious pastry around your lover's neck, and you'll never have to fret about it going missing again. Moreover, it's the perfect way to say how sweet that special Dragonborn is.

If I find who stole my sweetroll, an arrow to the knee will be the least of his problems.